memorial day

sharing with you all my convo w/ john about this CRAZY DUDE who totally made my memorial day :)



so was gonna get parfait at my fave breakfast place

but it was close (mem day)

john: yeah

me: so i went over to mint plaza

for coffee

john: uh huh

me: and whateva

as i'm biking there

this crazy black dude is like laughing and yelling in the st

i'm like someone is having fun!!

john: haha

me: hes like literally running in the street lol

john: whoa

me: but he was laughing so.. its ok??

dunno

john: weird

me: so then

i elave my bike outside mint

outside bluebottle

john: yeah

me: and go in to get coffee

sit down at the bar w/ my granola

and that crazy guy comes over!

john: oh geez

me: and i'm like o shit cuz hes standing around my bike

so i go outside to lock it up

john: yeah

me: then he starts talking to me, "ladies first!"

"umm thanks"

"hey, are you polish?"

john: haha

me: "umm no"

john: wtf

me: "askldfal;skdfj;alskjfd.that means how are you good day! in polish"

john: aahhhahahaha

me: "oh..i'm not polish."

"buenos dias? i could've sworn you were polish. como te llamas?"

john: wtf

me: "......"

"argentinian? spanish?"

".....nope..."

hes loud asf uck so everyone is staring

a police man walks by

john: weird

me: "oh hello officer!!!! i was just asking this lovely lady what nationality she was. say officer, you japanese?

konichiwa!!!"

"konichiwa officer!!!!"

john: ahahahahahaa wtffffffffff

me: hahahahahahhahahahha

john: CRAY CRAY

me: the officer is like

"this is a peaceful place. please come outside"

"you japanese aintcha officer!!

alright i'm sorry officer.

i was just saying hello to the lovely lady.

john: haha

me: runs inside

john: oh man

me: SORRY YALL!

I'M JUST HAVING A GREAT DAY!

john: ahahahahahaha

aahahahahaha

me: SORRY TO DISTURB YALL!!

john: lolllll

me: I DIDN'T MEAN NOTHIN' OF IT!!

goes outside

konichiwa officer!

runs back in

"I BEEN WITH LADIES FROM 6 DIFFERENT RACES!

I BEEN WITH 6 DIFFERENT RACES YALL!!

john: AHAHAHAHA

me: goes outside

john: AAHAHAHAHA

me: and starts HUMPING THE POLE

john: NO

me: AND EVERYONE IS LIKE OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

john: SHUT UP

me: YESSSSSS

YESSSS

starts HUMPING A POLE

and someone goes

john: LOL

me: "OMG HE'S GETTING DOWN!"

and he was.

it was FUCKING CRAY CRAY

john: wtffffffffffffffff

me: YEAAAAAAAAAA

and then he finally took off

"umm ... miss? your latte.."

john: weird

haha

me: oh man

it was SOOOOOO INTENNNNNNSE