Monday, May 31, 2010

memorial day

sharing with you all my convo w/ john about this CRAZY DUDE who totally made my memorial day :)



so was gonna get parfait at my fave breakfast place
but it was close (mem day)
john: yeah
me: so i went over to mint plaza
for coffee
john: uh huh
me: and whateva
as i'm biking there
this crazy black dude is like laughing and yelling in the st
i'm like someone is having fun!!
john: haha
me: hes like literally running in the street lol
john: whoa
me: but he was laughing so.. its ok??
dunno
john: weird
me: so then
i elave my bike outside mint
outside bluebottle
john: yeah
me: and go in to get coffee
sit down at the bar w/ my granola
and that crazy guy comes over!
john: oh geez
me: and i'm like o shit cuz hes standing around my bike
so i go outside to lock it up
john: yeah
me: then he starts talking to me, "ladies first!"
"umm thanks"
"hey, are you polish?"
john: haha
me: "umm no"
john: wtf
me: "askldfal;skdfj;alskjfd.that means how are you good day! in polish"
john: aahhhahahaha
me: "oh..i'm not polish."
"buenos dias? i could've sworn you were polish. como te llamas?"
john: wtf
me: "......"
"argentinian? spanish?"
".....nope..."
hes loud asf uck so everyone is staring
a police man walks by
john: weird
me: "oh hello officer!!!! i was just asking this lovely lady what nationality she was. say officer, you japanese?
konichiwa!!!"
"konichiwa officer!!!!"
john: ahahahahahaa wtffffffffff
me: hahahahahahhahahahha
john: CRAY CRAY
me: the officer is like
"this is a peaceful place. please come outside"
"you japanese aintcha officer!!
alright i'm sorry officer.
i was just saying hello to the lovely lady.
john: haha
me: runs inside
john: oh man
me: SORRY YALL!
I'M JUST HAVING A GREAT DAY!
john: ahahahahahaha
aahahahahaha
me: SORRY TO DISTURB YALL!!
john: lolllll
me: I DIDN'T MEAN NOTHIN' OF IT!!
goes outside
konichiwa officer!
runs back in
"I BEEN WITH LADIES FROM 6 DIFFERENT RACES!
I BEEN WITH 6 DIFFERENT RACES YALL!!
john: AHAHAHAHA
me: goes outside
john: AAHAHAHAHA
me: and starts HUMPING THE POLE
john: NO
me: AND EVERYONE IS LIKE OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
john: SHUT UP
me: YESSSSSS
YESSSS
starts HUMPING A POLE
and someone goes
john: LOL
me: "OMG HE'S GETTING DOWN!"
and he was.
it was FUCKING CRAY CRAY
john: wtffffffffffffffff
me: YEAAAAAAAAAA
and then he finally took off
"umm ... miss? your latte.."
john: weird
haha
me: oh man
it was SOOOOOO INTENNNNNNSE

Friday, May 28, 2010

Cole Valley, San Francisco.

So, it's official...I'm moving!!

Goodbye Nopa / Alamo Square / Lower Haight...

It's been a fun ride, but the driver of this MUNI wasn't going in the right direction!

Though sudden stops may indeed sometimes be necessary, his erratic behavior on the road was life-threatening. I planted my feet on the ground and reached up to pull the ever-evasive chord...

YANK!!

STOP REQUESTED!

GET ME THE F* OFF OF THIS THING!!!




I was vaulted from the bus and somersaulted onto the pavement. I tumbled down Divis, rolled up Fell, through the panhandle and to the park, through the grass and onto the gravel...I whirl-winded through Kezar and after 4 laps (7 minute mile!) I was flung onto Lincoln!!

I felt like a football roaring towards the game-breaking touchdown. Perfect timing! I whooshed into the hands of the star quarterback: Laura, supported by the dude who supports the quarterback: Katie.

And just like that I was graciously adopted into their quaint little home in Cole Valley / Inner Sunset to be their beloved third roomie :)




I'm going to treat this move like I would a study abroad program. Forget English, and pick up the local language. (Will I ever say "cray-cray" again?)

No more Nopa! I plan to saturate myself with the culture of Cole until I'm Cole'd to the core!






In the coming months, I plan to explore my new 'hood thoroughly. I found a list to start with (below), and I'm sure I'll be adding to it constantly with my own special finds!



It all starts on Saturday, only a few days before my 24th birthday..

When people ask me what I'm getting me for my birthday, my response will simply be:

"A breath of fresh air :)"








What's It Like?


Despite its proximity to the Haight, anyone who has spent time in this small community knows Cole Valley has a distinct character all its own. "Community" is the operative word in this thin slice of San Francisco real estate, bordered on the west by Stanyan Street and the Sutro Forest, on the south by Tank Hill and on the east by Clayton Street. Residents are largely families and young professionals, though there is no trace of the snootiness that has affected other parts of the city. Most of the businesses in Cole Valley are of the mom-and-pop variety, in lieu of chain stores or franchises, and shop owners are outwardly supportive of each other.

Food and coffee are the specialties in Cole Valley. In the three-block commercial strip along Cole Street and part of Carl Street, there are more than a dozen restaurants and cafés, some of which draw visitors from around the Bay Area. EOS, for instance, is considered one of the city's top dining spots, while Zazie is a magnet for locals on weekends for brunch. For historians and old-timers, traces of Cole Valley's past are still visible. Above the Crepes on Cole awning, along the Carl Street side, remains the old sign for the Other Café, a comedy spot where Robin Williams and Dana Carvey performed before they hit the big time. Even more historic are the photos in the Kezar Bar and Restaurant dating from the early 1900s, when the region was home to dairy farms.

Though most visitors never make it past the restaurants and shops, Cole Valley does offer dramatic views of the city. The best spot is atop 600-foot-high Tank Hill, named for an old water tank stationed there in the late 1800s. The eucalyptus trees there were planted after the attack on Pearl Harbor to hide the water tank from bombers. To get to the hill's summit and panoramic viewpoint, walk up Shrader Street to Belgrave Street and turn left, taking it to the end.

Cole Valley may not be one of the city's most bustling tourist destinations, but it makes for a relaxing respite from the Haight, and there are enough attractions for a day's outing.


Sights & Culture

Wild Parrots: For more than a decade Cole Valley has been a destination of choice for a flock of birds known as the "wild parrots of Telegraph Hill." Anywhere from late June to late August, usually just between 7 am and 8 am, a cluster of up to 20 birds makes its way from their nighttime nesting place around Jackson and Davis streets to one section of Cole Valley, around Willard, Belmont, Woodland and Edgewood streets. These parrots, most of which are cherry-headed conures native to South America, sport green bodies and red heads and tend to make a lot of noise, so they're hard to miss. First, they head for the pine trees, and then the hawthorne, apple and plum trees.

Though most visitors never make it past the commercial block in Cole Valley, there is one site worth visiting farther afield. In front of 1591 Shrader St. stands a carving in the trunk of an old Monterey cypress titled Angel of Hope. The tree had to be taken down after another tree on the other side of the driveway toppled during a windstorm in the mid-'90s, damaging nearby houses. The former owner of the house, philanthropist Pat Montandon, commissioned the carving of an angel.

At the corner of Shrader and Rivoli streets -- at 1401 Shrader St., to be exact -- sits a house designed by renowned architect Ira Kurlander. The first floor of the house was built in 1908 and was the home of Bernice Lane Brown, mother of former California Gov. and current Oakland Mayor Jerry Brown and Kathleen Brown.

On Halloween, the strip of Belvedere Street between Parnassus and 17th streets is blocked off as packs of kids gather to show off their costumes and celebrate the holiday. Another event takes place Easter Sunday in the park along Carl Street between Clayton and Cole streets, when many people from the neighborhood turn out in full Easter bonnets and other costumes.

Cole Valley Street Festival: Called the Heart of Cole Festival, this free annual celebration, usually held in October, features booths of arts and crafts (most by local artists), food from local eateries, activities for kids and live music. For information, email heartofcolefestival@yahoo.com.

(Source: Cole Valley home page)


Restaurants

Bambino's Ristorante: The highlight of this family-style restaurant is the consistent Italian fare. Pastas like spicy linguini with sun-dried tomatoes, spinach and mushrooms, or grilled salmon with leeks, mushrooms, capers and dill, are easy on the wallet, especially considering the large portions. Bambino's thin-crust pizzas are also popular, and it serves a variety of salads and tasty starters. Basic Italian wines are available. A large floral display on the bar and photos of an Italian food market on the walls give Bambino's an upbeat air. 945 Cole St., (415) 731-1343.

Boulange de Cole Valley: In Parisian café style, Boulange is Cole Valley's people-watching, socializing center. The bakery and patisserie, owned by the same folks who run Boulangerie Bay Bread on Pine Street, specializes in pastries like croissants, éclairs, tarts and brioche, as well as sandwiches, soups and salads. Tartines, open-faced sandwiches, are popular, with choices ranging from the Canard (smoked duck with prunes) to the Jardin (béchamel sauce, eggplant, tomato, and gruyere cheese). Wash it all down with an espresso drink or an organic tea. 1000 Cole St., (415) 242-2442.

Burger Meister: What was once a crepery as well as a taqueria is now home to Burger Meister, decorated with whimsical painted burgers, hot dogs and fries on the walls. The Meister serves Niman Ranch beef, meaning there are no nasty hormones or antibiotics used, as well as garden burgers and a grilled-chicken salad. All come with basic fries, though it's worth trying the lemon-garlic fries. Top it off with a beer or an old-fashioned milkshake. The food is not gourmet, but it is filling. 86 Carl St., (415) 566-1274.

Café Cole: Sitting right on the edge of the Haight, Café Cole offers healthier treats than just coffee and pastries. The café serves shots of wheatgrass juice and fresh fruit juices and smoothies like the Hurricane, with banana, cinnamon, mango and apple juice, or the Flamenco, with tomato, carrot and red-pepper juice. Vegans can find cookies, sandwiches and calzones prepared especially for them, though the menu has meat options too. Internet access costs about $7 an hour. 609 Cole St., (415) 668-7771.

Cole Valley Café: One of the newest additions on the block, Cole Valley Café took over where Jammin' Java used to sit. This café has a more substantial menu than its predecessor, with basic deli sandwiches like corned beef or turkey, or more catered fare like lox sandwiches with avocado, onions, arugula and capers or veggie falafel wraps. There are some custom drinks like the Arctic Tundra (blended white chocolate with raspberry syrup) and the Java Blast (espresso, milk, vanilla syrup and whipped cream). 701 Cole St., (415) 668-5282.

Crepes on Cole: Make sure to come here with a sufficient appetite. Portions spill off the sides of the plate, whether you've ordered a mammoth green salad or a savory crepe with house potatoes. Crepe flavors are complex: a tofu crepe with vegetables in peanut sauce, or the cannelloni, with cheddar, cream cheese, cottage cheese, onions, mushrooms and marinara sauce. Dessert blintzes and crepes are filled with fruits, jellies, Nutella, the works. On weekends, Crepes on Cole, which was once The Other Café, can get quite packed at brunch time. The old Other Café sign is still visible high on the side of the building facing Carl Street. 100 Carl St. (at Cole Street), (415) 664-1800.

EOS Restaurant and Wine Bar: This popular Asian-fusion restaurant recently scrapped its traditional menu of main courses hovering in the $25 range in favor of small plates of which the most expensive is $16. Signature dishes include a tuna tower with slices of seared herb-encrusted tuna stacked on wonton chips, shiitake mushroom dumplings and bananamisu, a creamy tiramisu with caramelized bananas. Next door, EOS's wine bar offers the same menu, but also includes wine flights and additional wines by the glass. (-SF Chronicle and SF Gate) 901 Cole St. (Wine Bar at 101 Carl St), (415) 566-3063. (Chronicle Review/Web site)

Grandeho's Kamekyo: The friendly service and high-quality sushi rank Grandeho's as a favorite among connoisseurs. House specials are varied, including the shrimp clay pot, the sesame chicken and the Dynamite Roll -- tuna unagi and asparagus, deep fried. Sushi selections such as the Spider Roll -- fried soft-shell crab -- can be ordered at the bar, and sometimes the sushi chef will concoct a special creation on request. Grandeho's also offers grilled dinners such as beef teriyaki and salmon fillet, all of which come with soup, salad and rice. Finish it all off with plum wine or warm sake, of which there are several varieties available. The restaurant is small, so be prepared for a wait. 943 Cole St., (415) 759-8428. (Chronicle Review)

Hama-Ko Sushi Restaurant: There's no sign outside to even hint that this spot is open for business, but Hama-Ko has built a loyal following since opening in 1983. The small sushi restaurant, considered by many to serve the best sushi in San Francisco, specializes in traditional sushi and sashimi -- no tempura or teriyaki, as proprietor Ted Kashiyama points out. Sea-urchin roe, Dungeness crab, toro (tuna belly), yellowtail and monkfish liver are all offered, and Hama-Ko also presents the traditional kaiseki, an artfully arranged array of exotic sushi choices. 108B Carl St., (415) 753-6808.

Kezar Bar and Restaurant: Though the casual décor and neighborhood clientele lend the Kezar a pub atmosphere, the food here surpasses pub-quality provender. Appetizers like baked portabella mushroom and main dishes like broiled ahi-tuna steak are reasonably priced. Behind the bar there is a selection of microbrews, as well as Italian, Californian and French wines by the glass or bottle. Photos of Cole Valley from the early 1900s, when dairies stood where houses and shops are today, hang on the walls in each of the two dining rooms. Kezar has a full bar open past dinnertime. 900 Cole St., (415) 681-7678.

Reverie Cafe: This place is famed for its Rosetta latte, a marbled mix of coffee and cream. The morning menu consist of muffins, scones, croissants, bagels and carrot cake. Nooks and outdoor seating in the garden allow for a peaceful, somewhat private setting. Indoors, Chet Baker plays, and there's subdued lighting from artsy lamps, but it's sufficient for reading. A small bookshelf toward the back holds novels, art books, encyclopedias and games like Scrabble, chess and backgammon. Seats out front are usually filled on weekends. 848 Cole St., (415) 242-0200.

Say Cheese: This is one of the premier specialty cheese shops in the Bay Area, amd the list of cheeses available reads like an international who's who in the dairy world. More common fare like havarti is offered, as well as more specialized flavors such as pesto pine-nut brie and the award-winning Humboldt Fog chevre. Ask Daniel for advice about which wine to serve with which cheese. Aside from cheese, Say Cheese offers sandwiches (fresh mozzarella, tomato, basil and olive oil, for example), plus an eclectic selection of wines and an array of condiments, pastas and dried fruits and nuts. 856 Cole St., (415) 665-5020.

Tully's Coffee: Where Spinelli's, Cole Valley's favorite coffee stop, once stood, Tully's has taken over, serving espresso coffees, smoothies and fresh-squeezed orange juice, along with breakfast bagels or pastries. With just about five stools inside, a bit of room on the windowsills and a few tables and chairs set up outside, this is not the kind of café where patrons linger. Try Tully's special iced or hot caramel-macchiato coffee indulgence. 919 Cole St., (415) 753-2287. (Web site)

Zazie: Named after the 1961 Louis Malle comedy, Zazie has a longstanding tradition as a brunch venue, with gingerbread or buttermilk pancakes a favorite. The rest of the menu is extensive -- ostrich burger, vegetarian Mediterranean plate and fresh goat-cheese ravioli basquaise with red, green and yellow peppers, garlic and herbs. There's also a prix-fixe option for less than $20, including one of the restaurant's decadent homemade desserts, like the Zazie brownie with raspberry sauce or carmelized-apple bread pudding. Lattes are served in ceramic bowls, and there is a good selection of wines. For late risers, breakfast is available until 2:30 pm. There is often a wait for brunch, either for a table inside or in the garden setting out back. 941 Cole St., (415) 564-5332. (Chronicle Review)

For more Cole Valley restaurants, check out these Chronicle reviews.


Shopping

Cole Hardware: It's rare that going to a hardware store can be considered an enjoyable outing, but Cole Hardware sets the standard for all others to follow. The store has become an institution in the area, with an overwhelming number of choices on every item, from light bulbs to drain openers. The store is big enough that the aisles are color coordinated. Just follow the colored strand of lights to find your category: pink for housewares, red for plumbing and so on. But the highlight is clearly the gardening section in back, filled with hanging and potted plants and flowers. Racks of potted flowers decorate the outside of the store as well. 956 Cole St., (415) 753-2653. (Web site)

Egg + Urban Mercantile: Sells an eclectic array of housewares and gift items, like a wine rack made from industrial tubes for about $70 and a designer oil-and-vinegar set. Though some of the items are made by local artists, Egg also carries a variety of goods unique to other countries -- for instance, an egg rack from France to hold the ovoid orbs, and a British toast rack. Scattered about are books on faeries, forest gnomes and other odd subject matter. 85 Carl St., (415) 564-2248. (Chronicle Article/ Web site)

Cole Valley Antiques: This small shop packs a punch, with antique and vintage furniture, jewelry, decor, glass, crystal, cuff links, hats, books, lighting, the unique and the unusual. 90 Parnassus Ave., (415) 504-7884. Closed Tues.

Occasions Gifts Bath & Body Boutique: Most of the specialty soaps, bulk hand lotions and shampoos in Occasions are organic products. Natural honey soaps from Switzerland, perfume oils and floral essences and vegetarian lip colors are just some of the choices in this boutique. Also on the shelves are feng shui candles, hand-made Mayan bracelets and a host of other beauty products. 858 Cole St., (415) 731-0153.

Pharmaca Integrative Pharmacy: Not your run of the mill pharmacy, the Pharmaca chain takes a holistic approach to health and well-being. The Cole Valley location offers aisles upon aisles of nutritional supplements, herbs, homeopathic remedies, and natural body care products. There is a pharmacy toward the back as well as an area up front with chairs and tables to sit and peruse the stacks of natural healing books. And if it's your mind that needs fixing, there is an assortment of meditation tapes. Pharmaca also hosts occasional evening lectures by herbalists, nutritionists, homeopaths, and the like. It's easy to lose a couple of hours in here. 925 Cole St., (415) 661-1216.

The Shop: Owner Lori Elder, who fashions custom jewelry for the entertainment industry, including the likes of Prince and Snoop Doggy Dogg, features gallery-style pieces in the Shop. Many of the artists represented actually live in Cole Valley, and it's possible to watch them create behind the counter, where Elder has set up a work table. The Shop showcases unique metal-art furniture, paintings, handmade jewelry, and other upbeat, unusual pieces. The Shop hosts occasional openings on weekends with jazz band performances. Closed Mondays and Tuesdays. 113 Carl St., (415) 661-7467.

The Sword and Rose: A staple in the Bay Area pagan community for more than 16 years, the Sword and Rose carries all the essentials: books on tarot and occultism, plus incenses and bath oils, all made on the premises, and handmade jewelry and candles. An altar to Isis takes up part of one wall, while colored drip candles fill another. Two of the staff members offer tarot and astrology readings on a sliding-scale basis. Closed Mondays. 85 Carl St., (415) 681-5434.

Val de Cole: In this inexpensive wine shop, it's possible to find a bottle of Monterey chardonnay for under $10, a vintage merlot from Italy for $6, basic cigars imported from Chile and Honduras and beer and spirits as well. Champagne is a big seller at the shop. Though there are not too many upscale offerings, the selection is good for table wines or big parties. 906 Cole St., (415) 566-1808.


Nightlife

Finnegan's Wake: This neighborhood bar attracts sports fans who gather to watch big games on a large-screen television, as well as regulars to listen to Elvis or Iggy Pop on the jukebox, sidle up to the bar for a brew or play ping-pong on the outside patio. Patrons are likely to meet many of the old-time locals who remember when Finnegan's Wake was located in Noe Valley and the current location was a woman-owned bar that attracted a lesbian clientele and was featured in the documentary "Last Call at Maude's." Finnegan's tends to get crowded after concerts in nearby Golden Gate Park, as well as on Thursday nights. It's also a good place to hang while waiting for a table at Grandeho's. 937 Cole St., (415) 731-6119.



YACHT @ the INDEPENDENT


yup, another concert.

yacht @ the independent last night was wiiiiiiiiiiild!!





more later..

Friday, May 21, 2010

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

shout out louds - great american music hall

oh man.. they were soooooo goooooood.....


i know it must sound like i say that about every concert, but seriously, this one takes the cake..

Adam, the lead singer, was in love with our love for him, and even came out into the crowd DURING one of his songs so we could all sing along...

they were so great!! bebbin was looking beautiful as usual, ted, one of the guitarists, was out of town becacuse he has a brand new baby, etc.


Wednesday, May 12, 2010

up/cycle


up/cycle -
to uplift and creatively re-purpose something otherwise destined for the dumps, usually to beautify one's local environment




As many of you already know, I love re-purposing non-recyclable throw-aways to make art.

My latest project was born from remnants of the Divisadero Parklet.

The Divis Parklet sits on a wooden deck on Divisadero Street. The deck is supported by an extensive arrangement of pedestals held in place by a racking system. The racking system is essentially a number of toothed-plastic braces, some of which needed shortening due to various site conditions.

As we hacked away at the braces to cut them to size, our pile of non-recyclables grew and grew. These plastic pieces were all bound for the dump until I up/cycled them for a new purpose:
to frame a living wall installation.




This installation entitled, "Systematique," showcases six air plants, or Tillandsia, found at the San Francisco Greenery, in SOMA - a great collection of wholesale plant boutiques selling all kinds of flora related delights. (and, I picked them up on my bike ;)

Tillandsias require very little upkeep. They are nearly weightless, don't require any soil, and drink hardly any water.

Inspiration for this one-of-a-kind installation is site specific, coming directly from the original purpose of the materials:
The pedestal/racking system utilized in the Divis Parklet is the framework for the entire deck. Without this, we would have no progressive parklet providing spaces for pedestrians to reclaim the road.

Similarly, Systematique provides the framework for six thriving tillandsias, adding life and color to the whitest of walls.

Concepts and theories considered in the design and construction of the frame include modernism, patterning, symmetry, depth of vision, sustainability, and minimization of waste.
All left-over braces were utilized in the frame.
No plants were harmed in the creation of this project.




Please email me directly for a sneak a peak of Systematique in living color.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

the twelves concert





OMFG....

AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!


This one rocked my friday night ( 5/7 ) at mighty sf in the mission, san francisco.

15th and utah never sounded so sexy.they played from 12-2, and hit all my fave jams including rich girls, mia's boyz, and help i'm alive by metric, to name a few.



determined to meet my favourite dj's (again) i managed to sneak in a visit after the show..

luciano admitted being "wazted" , and joão wished the venue was smaller, and preferred the intimate Rikshaw Stop, where they played last year, to the multiple-roomed Mighty.
faithful to their forefathers, they rocked some daft punk - which, according to joão is luciano's preference, though i caught both of them singing along to multiple disco era jams they remixed into their set.

I invited joão to hang w/ us after and his response was simply "i'm married..."

Relax, boo!! i'm taken, too......... by your music!!!!!!!! love you boys.

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO


a little sweaty after all the dancing. XO
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Wednesday, May 5, 2010

owen pallett concert, independent


Owen Palett @ the independent on 5/5 showcasing his album Heartland..

"Heartland, the third album by Owen Pallett, is a panoramic and orchestral work; a song cycle of Contemporary Fiction, and Owen Pallett's finest work to date. It is a unique modern musical statement. A record comprising twelve concise songs informed by the traditions of pop, which are based on one long narrative concept, and played by an orchestra. The result is an extraordinary piece of work ringing to the sound of its distinct sense of ambition, warmth and emotion. " - Independent



The show was rad. The Independent has definitely seen warmer days (i was freezing inside! turn those fans down!) but the show was soo amazing. While on stage, Owen records and loops in sets which he constructs with his violin and keyboard. The outcome is a mathematical wonder and sensational sound. I wasn't too familiar with his music prior to the show, but luckily i have friends dedicated to expanding my horizons. I was honestly blown away by this guy's capabilities... And his wing man is just as talented! They should both be on your radar.

Not only is Owen a talented musician, but he is also hilarious! He made a few jokes about how musicians shouldn't have to travel, we should all have to travel to go see him (in which case he'd play for free) and his laugh is surprising but infectious.

The only let down: he cut his bangs!!!!!!! noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great show, Great night.

9/10

Thanks, John :)
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