Thursday, September 10, 2009

missed connections - craigslist - #2

Fat Chipmunk cheeks.. - 34 (marina / cow hollow)


Date: 2009-09-09, 12:00PM PD

YOU: striking round cheeks just waititng to be popped. Your a little chubby but thats just the way i like it. im sure your cheeks weigh at least 30 pounds a piece so that makes up for the majority of your body weight. you were at chubby burger buying a milkshake. that explains your chubby cheeks. i was sitting at the table behind you. You turned around and i think we had a moment. you were with a guy, though i think he was your brother but seemed as if there was some sexual tension between the 2 of you. I heard him call you "Mel".

ME: Tall dark and handsome, wearing the bright yellow blazer with gray trim. i had the bowl cut, the goatee and the mole on my upper lip. way out of your league but willing to give you a shot. those cheeks blew my mind.

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